Stuff and Nonsense

Stuff and Nonsense

This song came to me in August 2023 when I was playing with words related to stuff and nonsense.

Stuff and Nonsense

There's so many people
With so much to say
No matter what you do
They'll say it anyway

It's all stuff and nonsense
With not a fact in sight
They spout it all day
And all through the night

Truth doesn't matter
Research is a waste
Lies are more juicy
And more to their taste

Don't be fooled by hogwash
By piffle and by tosh
It's all a load of humbug
Spouted by the posh

They'll reel you in
They'll convince you it's true
And if you believe them
You'll be in a stew

Here's a recording, which features me singing and playing the baritone ukulele. The chords are Bm, Fm and Em.

Simon Ager Stuff and Nonsense

Songs I've written

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